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2009
More details on Murray T-25 revealed



Since Gordan Murray Design revealed the first sketchy info of its T-25 city car, the world has been eagerly anticipating more details of this revolutionary vehicle. Rival engineers wonder how a car measuring just 2.4 meters long and 1.3 meters wide could accommodate four full-size adults, or even six in MPV form. One well-known for unknown automotive engineer even declared "it must be either the greatest achievement or the biggest lie in the world since man landed on moon".

The controversy surrounding Murray T-25 has finally come to an end today, as its technical details has been disclosed on the web. It is believed the details were revealed by an ex-employee of Gordan Murray Design who was sacked during the current economic crisis. The details major on a roll of toilet paper with sketches of T-25 (pictured below), which reveals the internal construction and various clever features of the car. The sketches was said to be drawn by Murray himself while he was doing something else.



According to the unnamed ex-employee, Murray used to explore new ideas in toilet everyday. When he got inspiration, he would simply draw on the toilet tissue paper. On a good day he could sketch pages after pages until the whole blueprint is finished. (A few times he even consumed the entire roll of toilet paper and had to call amah for help.) This roll of paper was stolen from the toilet when Murray was struggling to clean his hands on a day the amah was off-duty.

The sketch obtained shows the T-25 in 6-seat MPV form. It has 3 rows of seats, one cascade another, to achieve 6 people accommodation in a very short wheelbase. As shown in the drawing, the first row occupants sit above the knee of the second row, who sit above the knee of the third row passengers again. This clever configuration has various advantages:


Sketch of Murray T-25 (click to enlarge)

1. The last row passengers enjoy vast of headroom.

2. The "sandwich" structure gives the second row passengers unparalleled crash safety thanks to the human crumple zones front and rear.

3. The front row driver gets F1-style driving experience from the open cockpit, something seen as essential to Gordan Murray.

Another special feature is the driver control. The T-25 uses Nintendo's Wii remote controller instead of conventional steering wheel and pedals so that the driver can sit at any row or even in the boot to alter weight distribution hence achieve the desired understeer / oversteer characteristic. As the seats are made of transparent composite materials, the driver can see through the seats and has a good view on the road.


Prototype transparent seats


To avoid the embarrassment of facing the bum of the person in front, the transparent seats are coated with a thin, clear layer of OLED (Organic Light Emitted Diode) which may be switched on to display images of something else, such as your own bum.

The T-25 is powered by a 0.5-liter V-twin engine sliced from the BMW V12 engine of McLaren F1. It is completed with Double VANOS (Very Absurd and Obviously Silly) system and Efficient Dynamics to compensate for its inefficient aerodynamics. To lure green-minded customers, T-25 will offer a wide range of eco features, such as
Plug-in Hybrid electric shavers, Bake Energy Regeneration oven, BlueTEC ball pen and EcoBoost toilet stool.


V-twin engine derived from BMW V12

Despite of these advanced features, it is unknown yet whether this car would reach production. The current economy is one problem. Another problem is that a remarkably similar project is being run by Gordon Murray Design. It may sue Gordan Murray Design for using a similar name for both the company and the car. Care should be taken not to confuse
Gordan Murray Design T-25 with Gordon Murray Design T25, whose photo is shown at the top of this post.





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